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我没跑路哦,亲!只是回家过年(本贴送红包+ip申请理理由

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发表于 2012-1-25 04:57:57 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
本帖最后由 Zuckerberg 于 2012-1-25 05:03 编辑

首先祝各位亲春节快乐哦

我没跑路哦亲,只是回家过年了哦,亲们!买我84vps的亲们年前已经留言了哦,凡是QQ留言的亲都帮忙续费了哦!
6日正式开工哦亲!

下面奉上今年红包哦

http://ddzzz.eu.org/thread-98394-1-1.html (原本要5威望哦,亲!)

下面免威望公开哦

理由1(程序员版,因为这个程序员总有新的创意,所以需要ip):
I am a php programmer, I like to share my program, only one ip is not enough for me, because I have many plans,
for example, today I want to make a website about love, tomorrow I want to make a Web site about music, you know,
only one ip is not enough.

理由2:(律师版,因为网站版权,所以需要多个ip)
I am a lawyer.
I run a company representative, because of copyright issues, decided that we need more than one IP for real estate sales, because we must provide not only real estate company websites.
Otherwise it is illegal to talk about, so you must give me ip
理由3:(电影道具版)(慎用
I am making a film, I will create a number of sites in the film, I need the extra ip, I will use them as movie props.

理由4:(农民企业家版)
I have a business, we sell bananas, apples, and pears we also sell cats and dogs, we need a lot of ip, for Apple to build a station, build a station for the pear

理由5:(同性恋版)(慎用

I'm gay, I want to IP! Do you know the meaning of all this, I have to collect ip habit, just like your father likes to collect stockings. To me! Otherwise, you are gay discrimination.

理由7:(记者版)

I am a reporter, I do not need ip. I just want to know your work efficiency.

理由8:(神父版)(慎用

I believe God has given us ip! I am a priest! I work in a church! God gave me ip, ip you want to sell me, because ip is the Lord's, not yours!

理由9:(偶像团体版)
I am a star, I went to "Time" magazine cover, I have an idol group called "Spice" I want to create a blog for each member, to my ip!


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参与人数 1威望 +15 收起 理由
imnpc + 15 神马都是浮云

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发表于 2012-1-25 05:19:39 | 只看该作者
呵歡迎
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发表于 2012-1-25 05:20:49 | 只看该作者
感谢分享

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参与人数 1威望 +20 收起 理由
Captain + 20 神马都是浮云

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发表于 2012-1-25 05:21:45 | 只看该作者
本帖最后由 yeungfafa 于 2012-1-25 05:24 编辑

汗,仔細的看了下,發覺好多惡搞成份喔,太搞笑了
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发表于 2012-1-25 05:24:49 | 只看该作者
红包拿来吧
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发表于 2012-1-25 07:28:55 | 只看该作者
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发表于 2012-1-25 07:50:11 | 只看该作者
感谢分享
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发表于 2012-1-25 08:39:58 来自手机 | 只看该作者
红包拿来
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发表于 2012-1-25 09:21:42 | 只看该作者
其实我只是为了红包的
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发表于 2012-1-25 09:34:07 来自手机 | 只看该作者
(I'm gay, I want to IP! Do you know the meaning of all this, I have to collect ip habit, just like your father likes to collect stockings. To me! Otherwise, you are gay discrimination.)这个最好,神附那个次之。。。真公牛,这么坑爹的理由,
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