理由1(程序员版,因为这个程序员总有新的创意,所以需要ip):
I am a php programmer, I like to share my program, only one ip is not enough for me, because I have many plans,
for example, today I want to make a website about love, tomorrow I want to make a Web site about music, you know,
only one ip is not enough.
理由2:(律师版,因为网站版权,所以需要多个ip)
I am a lawyer.
I run a company representative, because of copyright issues, decided that we need more than one IP for real estate sales, because we must provide not only real estate company websites.
Otherwise it is illegal to talk about, so you must give me ip
理由3:(电影道具版)(慎用)
I am making a film, I will create a number of sites in the film, I need the extra ip, I will use them as movie props.
理由4:(农民企业家版)
I have a business, we sell bananas, apples, and pears we also sell cats and dogs, we need a lot of ip, for Apple to build a station, build a station for the pear
理由5:(同性恋版)(慎用)
I'm gay, I want to IP! Do you know the meaning of all this, I have to collect ip habit, just like your father likes to collect stockings. To me! Otherwise, you are gay discrimination.
理由7:(记者版)
I am a reporter, I do not need ip. I just want to know your work efficiency.
理由8:(神父版)(慎用)
I believe God has given us ip! I am a priest! I work in a church! God gave me ip, ip you want to sell me, because ip is the Lord's, not yours!
理由9:(偶像团体版)
I am a star, I went to "Time" magazine cover, I have an idol group called "Spice" I want to create a blog for each member, to my ip!
汗,仔細的看了下,發覺好多惡搞成份喔,太搞笑了作者: skycms 时间: 2012-1-25 05:24
红包拿来吧作者: lizh8791 时间: 2012-1-25 07:28
提示: 作者被禁止或删除 内容自动屏蔽作者: bohj008 时间: 2012-1-25 07:50
感谢分享作者: vmvps 时间: 2012-1-25 08:39
红包拿来作者: 公鸡 时间: 2012-1-25 09:21
其实我只是为了红包的作者: greyboy 时间: 2012-1-25 09:34
(I'm gay, I want to IP! Do you know the meaning of all this, I have to collect ip habit, just like your father likes to collect stockings. To me! Otherwise, you are gay discrimination.)这个最好,神附那个次之。。。真公牛,这么坑爹的理由,作者: wr浅唱 时间: 2012-1-25 09:44
就像你父亲喜欢收集丝袜一样……作者: lvhuan 时间: 2012-1-25 11:15
牛作者: 誓誓 时间: 2012-1-25 11:59
红包作者: 我是人 时间: 2012-1-25 16:23
都是搞笑的。。。真的有人用这些理由成功申请到IP?作者: 西崽猪猪 时间: 2012-1-25 16:29 难道所谓的红包就是。。。那些理由作者: somin 时间: 2012-1-25 17:33